Quick update using a boy’s wifi while I wait to be picked up lol: Living at home and out of my shitty evening shifts has been awesome (though living at home def also has its downsides too). I cook dinner almost every night for my parents and I, and they’re starting to feel like they’re losing some weight.
It’s so good having the time in the evenings to cook proper meals with lots of variety; heaps of veges; and great quality ingredients. Happy.

I’ve definitely loosened up on my macros, my parents are struggling with the idea of going super strict keto; but I haven’t noticed any changes in weight, mood, or energy as a result.

There is nothing I love more than watching my cats wash each other @vikkilo21 @kaffkaff19 #kittykisses #yawns #icanteven #toocute #cats

Tonight’s dinner: #lchf #caesarsalad with #porkrinds instead of croutons. Even made the dressing from scratch! #proud #foodporn #keto


a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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  • me on my deathbed: i just have one more thing 2 say before i die
  • everyone: what is it
  • me: the kardashians just love each other so much like no matter what anyone says they always have each others backs and remember when rob didn't go to kims wedding because he was feeling self conscious and she wasnt even mad she was just sad for him like how sweet is that
  • everyone: are u serio-
  • me: kardashians 4 life
  • me: [dies]


Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

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date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

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Super pleased with tonight’s dinner - #porkbelly with #crackling, broccoli mash, pickled cabbage and lemony green beans #foodporn #keto #dinner #lchf #yumscrum